January 2011
1 post
That last tweet was stupid. Probably returning to USA this year/January 2012. If you want to visit, get your ass in gear, bitches.
December 2010
6 posts
Too boring or too easy? EIther way, it’s their way of saying, “You’re religion’s about as plausible as these aliens. Next up, Nazis.”
Far too few gigs booked for the new year.
“I am in Angel right now, and I want to get a new Man bag, what should I get? Not...”
– Sorry I haven’t posted in a while I got a newer Job and just haven’t had the time, but when Robert called me out of NOWHERE this weekend ( he hasn’t called me in months) to ask me this, I knew I had to post it.
Arcade Fire tonight!
November 2010
21 posts
RIP Leslie Nielsen.
RT @hellooooonewman: @RobertCommiskey When you control the mail, you control information!
Self-made Seinfeld marathon on a biting cold day.
#ff @betamalescomedy @jayforeman @_linus_lee @harpursbizarre @MattHighton @PaulOddo
On Fridays, I like reading about crime on Wikipedia. This is a pattern I’ve just noticed. Today, it’s the Yakuza.
Happy Thanksgiving, people.
The Arcade Fire tickets have arrived…
Girl at work trying to convince me that Goldman Sachs is a good organization. It is way too early too make me hate you that much.
Yay, more potential corporate dick in citizens’ asses: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-lazarus-20101105,0,639054.column
No internet allowed at work. This blows. How the fuck else am I supposed to look for a new job? Wakka wakka!
Come on, California. Do the right thing today. #Prop19
Goddamn both parties in America. In fact, goddamn all political parties in America. Wall Street owned, MSM media-teet sucking pussies.
October 2010
29 posts
Halliburton fucks USA again in abusive relationship. http://ow.ly/31luH
London skies look like a bombing campaign happened hours ago.
Coke float in the office with @privateenemy - Go USA!
I think I might be picking this up. http://www.avclub.com/articles/felix-gilman-the-halfmade-world,46917/
If you’re dead, can you still transmit static electricity? #halloweenquestions
RT @slashfilm: Christopher Nolan’s Third Batman Film Will Be Titled ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ and Will NOT… http://goo.gl/fb/AEuRt
RT @slashfilm: 5 year-old w/ leukemia is selling his drawings of monsters to help pay for his chemotherapy. http://bit.ly/ceEme9
I need a new job. Been poor way too long now.
Jesus, who gives a shit? http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2010/oct/22/glee-gq-photo-shoot
I love taking an audience somewhere blue, having them laugh at private things made public. #naughtyfuckers
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: I like my women like I like my legislation: dense and full of my pork. #JesusAfterDark
RT @nprnews: Slideshow: woman poses for the same photo over 70+ years http://n.pr/dbC0fd
Got to watch the sunrise over central London, Big Ben, Parliament, etc… Because I was at work at 6:45 this morning! Again!
It takes more than a jubilant Scandanavian to make me conversational in the morning.
Random Learnins for the Day: Early 20th century playwright, Eugene O’Neill. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_O%27Neill
If I could fight any geometric shape, it’d be a decagon. Cocky motherfucking shape.
Three kids tried to get me to buy them whiskey last night. Kid told clerk that I was his cousin. Guy looked at me and I shook my head no.
After kebab store, we passed the kid and his friends. Some winner had gotten them alcohol. A new statistic is born every day.
The kid was Asian and when the clerk said no, I laughed and laughed at the kid. I think the clerk thinks I’m a dick.
I told the kid, “You’re underage and not supposed to get alcohol. It’s a rite of passage to try and fail.”
RT @nelsonscomedy: Advertising Facebook, Twitter and Youtube with age-old print ads, brilliant. http://bit.ly/bEfXIq
Awesome gig last night at Soho Comedy Club. Needed that boost to remind myself that I shouldn’t pull a Plath and find an oven #gigreport